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ADD/game: Fish jokes #44

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opened 2026-08-08 21:50:54 +00:00 by Snek · 0 comments

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anchovy_european: What is the average velocity of an unladen anchovy?

anchovy_northern: Can a fish?

bass: I can't find an amp anywhere.

bluegill: You must have used some heavy duty gear to get this one.

carp: Holy... mackerel!

catfish_blue: One fish, two fish.

channel_catfish: Do you think it's on cartoon network?

catfish_flathead: This one was on online dating apps

catfish_white: It's like you... but more fishy.

chub_european: This is a large looking minnow.

chub_flame: The mayor of Flavortown.
Or: Im Chub Flamey, and we're swimming out.

chub_lake: It's just big boned.

goby_round: This one is a landlord.

goldfish: I found him!

goldfish_bubbleeye: What great big eyes you have, Grandma.

grouper_gulf: Scored a bogey

grouper_red: Not quite a herring.

mackerel_atlantic: Holy... carp!

mackerel_cero: From cero to hero.

mackerel_chub: Didn't learn a lot in school.

mackerel_king: After the holy grail.

mackerel_spanish: 4 years of Spanish class finally paid off.

marlin_black: Looking sharp.

marlin_blue: He played Vito in the Codfather.

marlin_white: Father of no one, hater of barracudas.

pomfret_black: Two of them are a pompom.

pomfret_chinese: Flappy water triangle.

pomfret_golden: Worth its weight in fish.

pomfret_white: Don't fret over spilled pom.

sailfish: Professional at tacking.

salmon_atlantic: Sushi grade.

salmon_chum: Does not belong in a bucket.
Or: Owner of the plankton bucket.

salmon_coho: Salmon color, you mean silver, right?

salmon_pink: The salmon of notre dame.

salmon_sockeye: Why the long face?

sauger: Sauger? I hardly know her.

saugeye: Well, my mom was a walleye and my dad was a sauger.

snapper_lane: Follow the yellow stripe road.

snapper_mangrove: Added after the cave update.

snapper_mutton: This thing is related to sheep?

snapper_red: Dapper snapper.

sunfish: Doesn't look that bright.

swordfish: On guard!

trout_cutthroat: Ruthless at poker.

trout_golden: Not to be confused with the pyrite trout.

trout_rainbow: These fishes gay, good for them!

trout_steelhead: Mostly made of iron and carbon.

tuna_albacore: A bumble bees favorite.

tuna_bigeye: Stop staring at me with them big ol' eyes.

tuna_bluefin: One of the three primary tuna.

tuna_skipjack: You can piano this tuna.

tuna_yellowfin: Printers are always out of the yellowfin.

walleye: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

anchovy_european: What is the average velocity of an unladen anchovy? anchovy_northern: Can a fish? bass: I can't find an amp anywhere. bluegill: You must have used some heavy duty gear to get this one. carp: Holy... mackerel! catfish_blue: One fish, two fish. channel_catfish: Do you think it's on cartoon network? catfish_flathead: This one was on online dating apps catfish_white: It's like you... but more fishy. chub_european: This is a large looking minnow. chub_flame: The mayor of Flavortown. Or: Im Chub Flamey, and we're swimming out. chub_lake: It's just big boned. goby_round: This one is a landlord. goldfish: I found him! goldfish_bubbleeye: What great big eyes you have, Grandma. grouper_gulf: Scored a bogey grouper_red: Not quite a herring. mackerel_atlantic: Holy... carp! mackerel_cero: From cero to hero. mackerel_chub: Didn't learn a lot in school. mackerel_king: After the holy grail. mackerel_spanish: 4 years of Spanish class finally paid off. marlin_black: Looking sharp. marlin_blue: He played Vito in the Codfather. marlin_white: Father of no one, hater of barracudas. pomfret_black: Two of them are a pompom. pomfret_chinese: Flappy water triangle. pomfret_golden: Worth its weight in fish. pomfret_white: Don't fret over spilled pom. sailfish: Professional at tacking. salmon_atlantic: Sushi grade. salmon_chum: Does not belong in a bucket. Or: Owner of the plankton bucket. salmon_coho: Salmon color, you mean silver, right? salmon_pink: The salmon of notre dame. salmon_sockeye: Why the long face? sauger: Sauger? I hardly know her. saugeye: Well, my mom was a walleye and my dad was a sauger. snapper_lane: Follow the yellow stripe road. snapper_mangrove: Added after the cave update. snapper_mutton: This thing is related to sheep? snapper_red: Dapper snapper. sunfish: Doesn't look that bright. swordfish: On guard! trout_cutthroat: Ruthless at poker. trout_golden: Not to be confused with the pyrite trout. trout_rainbow: These fishes gay, good for them! trout_steelhead: Mostly made of iron and carbon. tuna_albacore: A bumble bees favorite. tuna_bigeye: Stop staring at me with them big ol' eyes. tuna_bluefin: One of the three primary tuna. tuna_skipjack: You can piano this tuna. tuna_yellowfin: Printers are always out of the yellowfin. walleye: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

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