diff --git a/app/portal/page.tsx b/app/portal/page.tsx
index 2d4a8664..67f1dffb 100644
--- a/app/portal/page.tsx
+++ b/app/portal/page.tsx
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ const supportTiers = [
         icon: <Sparkles className="h-6 w-6" aria-hidden="true" />,
         blurb:
         "Our flagship learning community on MightyNetworks: structured courses, AMAs, and deeper mentorship.",
-        perks: ["In-depth lessons", "Member Q&A", "Early access when available"],
+        perks: ["Parameter Packs", "Support Forums", "Bonus Content Archives"],
         cta: "Join the Academy",
     },
 {
@@ -47,7 +47,7 @@ const supportTiers = [
     icon: <HeartHandshake className="h-6 w-6" aria-hidden="true" />,
     blurb:
     "Flexible monthly support to underwrite videos, research, and open tools without monetization strings.",
-    perks: ["Support milestones", "Behind-the-scenes notes", "Community shout-outs"],
+    perks: ["Directly Support Us", "Behind-the-Scenes Notes", "Community Polls"],
     cta: "Back on Patreon",
 },
 {
@@ -55,7 +55,7 @@ const supportTiers = [
     href: "https://ko-fi.com/lasereverything",
     icon: <Coffee className="h-6 w-6" aria-hidden="true" />,
     blurb:
-    "One-time tips that go straight to hosting, development, and production costs—no paywall, just fuel.",
+    "One-time tips that go straight to hosting, development, and production costs — no paywall, just fuel.",
     perks: ["Say thanks once", "Help cover a bill", "Keep it free for others"],
     cta: "Tip on Ko-Fi",
 },
@@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ const btn =
                 </Badge>
 
                 <h1 className="text-3xl font-extrabold tracking-tight sm:text-4xl">
-                Keep Laser Everything & MakeArmy free for everyone
+                Keep Laser Everything & MakeArmy FREE for Everyone
                 </h1>
 
                 <p className="mx-auto mt-3 max-w-3xl text-balance text-sm text-muted-foreground sm:text-base">
@@ -111,7 +111,7 @@ const btn =
                 aria-label="Join Laser Master Academy"
                 className={btnTeal}
                 >
-                Join Laser Master Academy <ArrowRight className="ml-2 h-4 w-4" />
+                Join the LMA <ArrowRight className="ml-2 h-4 w-4" />
                 </Link>
 
                 <Link
@@ -128,7 +128,7 @@ const btn =
                 href="https://ko-fi.com/lasereverything"
                 target="_blank"
                 rel="noopener noreferrer"
-                aria-label="Tip Laser Everything on Ko-Fi"
+                aria-label="Contribute on Ko-Fi"
                 className={btnSky}
                 >
                 Tip on Ko-Fi
@@ -250,7 +250,7 @@ const btn =
                 {[
                     "Share our videos with a friend",
                     "Star + share our repos/tools",
-                    "Submit laser settings & materials",
+                    "Submit laser settings for others",
                     "Report bugs and suggest features",
                 ].map((item) => (
                     <li key={item} className="flex items-center gap-2 text-sm text-muted-foreground">
@@ -264,7 +264,7 @@ const btn =
                 {/* Closing statement */}
                 <div className="mx-auto mt-10 max-w-3xl text-center">
                 <p className="text-balance text-sm text-muted-foreground">
-                Laser Everything exists because makers before you chose to keep the ladder down. If we each do a small part—
+                Laser Everything exists because makers before you chose to keep the ladder down. If we each do a small part —
                 <span className="font-medium text-foreground"> we never need a paywall</span>.
                 </p>
                 </div>